It’s not you, it’s me
Dear Facebook and Twitter,
Over the years we have become close friends. There have been good times and bad times. We need to take a break. I will not be hanging out with you for the month of December. I don’t think our relationship is unhealthy, but there are other more important relationships I need to invest in for the next month. I am sure you will still be around when I get back. If you want to get a hold of me, please call or email. See you in 2012.
Your friend, John